Laughter the Best Medicine – Customer complaints, cars and stuff!

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anne-allen-with-ultimate-gigglesTen per cent of all accidents are caused by drivers affected by alcohol. Which is another way of saying that 90 per cent of accidents are caused by non-drinkers!

patron-of-the-artsA businessman returned to his parked car to find the headlights broken and damage to his front end. Stuck under the windscreen wiper he found a note which read:

“Hey man. I just backed into your car. The folks that saw the accident are nodding in approval because they think I am writing down my name and other particulars, but I aint.”

3rd-place

As part of their ministry, the church decided to run a daily soup kitchen. Not surprisingly, the free food was very popular with the homeless people in the area. However this gift did come with a small catch – first you had to listen to a sermon.

Every day the rows of pews would be filled with derelicts, bums…

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